taylor swift
taylor strong
taylor angry
taylor smash
taylor swift
taylor strong
taylor angry
taylor smash
taylor swift as a coursing river
taylor force of a great typhoon
taylor strength of a raging fire
taylor mysterious as the dark side of the moon
ok but how long is it gonna take for taylor swift to start a clothing line called tailor swift
She’s going to do this and then sue you
are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald trumps wife plagiarized word for word a michelle obama speech then cited my little pony as an excuse, leslie jones joined, then left twitter because of racist scum, then made a grand return, and now the first one direction member has officially announced solo plans suggesting the band may be over for good. And it’s only fucking thursday.
*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol
taylor swift writes catchy ass songs about all the fuckboys she’s encountered and she wears cute ass outfits and bomb ass red lipstick all the fuckin time and she’s a millionaire for that shit theres no reason to hate her at all
i bet you that if ellen degeneres even became president she would invite taylor swift to the oval office and hide under the desk to scare her
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
Nothing says ‘Oi! Dickhead! Your actions have consequences!’ Quite as eloquently as a Taylor Swift song.